I’ve gained five pounds. I know, it’s not the end of the world; it just means MY end is taking up more of the world now. I’m not completely sure how I picked up this Spring Break souvenir. It’s all a bit fuzzy, but somewhere between the day I left for break when my friend Savannah told me carbs don’t exist while you’re on vacation and today with the Reese’s peanut butter cup I ate, a mysterious five pounds has made its way to my midsection.
Five pounds carries extra weight
Wednesday, April 22, 2009 | 6:00 a.m. CDT;
updated 5:05 p.m. CDT, Wednesday, April 22, 2009
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