Remember when Al Gore delivered that emergency presidential address to his bathroom mirror? Or when Fritolaysia cut off chiplomatic relations with Snakistan? And who could forget the day dolphins evolved opposable thumbs? Talk about humanity taking a blow.
The Columbia Chive: Celebrating 21 years of The Onion
Monday, November 2, 2009 | 4:25 p.m. CST
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