COLUMN: Otis the steer-cow has some identity issues

Thursday, June 3, 2010 | 12:01 a.m. CDT

I have been scarred for life. It will take months, years, dec … Maybe not decades, but the image will never leave me. It is like seeing your parents having sex. You just cannot get that image out of your mind. (Sorry if I just opened a long-closed door to your psychological past.)

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