With all of the nation's other problems solved and the U.S. Senate functioning like a Swiss watch, four Democratic U.S. senators have turned their attention to the critical problem of major baseball players who chew or dip tobacco.
WHAT OTHERS SAY: Nation turns its lonely eyes to MLB tobacco chewers
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