GUEST COMMENTARY: Naming the names behind extreme weather

Tuesday, September 17, 2013 | 4:13 p.m. CDT

Environmental groups tend to be a bit grim-faced. That’s understandable since they’re constantly confronting industrial uglies that range somewhere between awful and apocalyptic.

So it’s a treat when one of them turns impishly playful, as a group of climate change activists called 350 Action recently did.

In an act of “serious fun,” this bunch has launched an online petition calling on the World Meteorology Organization to change the way it names hurricanes. Instead of dubbing them with generic labels like “Bob” or “Juanita,” 350 Action wants the more-numerous and more-powerful storms we’re getting more frequently to be named after head-in-the-sand politicos who — in mindless defiance of science — are climate change deniers.

Thus, we’d have Hurricane John Boehner, in honor of the House Speaker who goes to extremes to derail regulations that would stop profiteering polluters from wreaking havoc on the globe’s climate. In standing against needed policy changes, Boehner has been like a rock — only dumber. So he deserves to have a particularly destructive hurricane branded with his name.

Also, since the Weather Channel now attaches monikers to other big weather events, opportunities abound for tagging scientifically challenged politicians with public accountability for their irresponsibility. It would be a useful learning experience, for example, for people to see the damage done by Tornado Rick “Oops” Perry, or to witness the unusually severe flooding caused by the Michele Bachmann Unstable Air Mass over Minnesota. And Sen. Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma, who constantly huffs that climate change is a “hoax,” should be credited with the Jim Inhofe Drought of Biblical Proportions presently parching the Southwest and Great Plains.

For more on the Climate Name Change campaign, go to and watch its hilarious video.

Jim Hightower is a columnist for Reprinted with permission.

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Michael Williams September 17, 2013 | 7:48 p.m.

I see the Missourian has resorted to pure trash.

Editors: Does publishing this make you proud? You had to get permission to publish it? Did you pay for it? Was this the best available? Are the good columnists on strike or sumpin'?

Yes, this really helps the national discussion quite nicely........

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John Schultz September 18, 2013 | 10:01 a.m.

Hmm, I thought that the numbers of storms and their intensity had declined over the past few years, or was I reading the wrong propaganda?

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