COLUMBIA- Unsuspecting of the predator lurking in the darkness, a youthful-looking freshman descends down a residence hall elevator and into the lobby to retrieve his mail. After sifting through the various leaflets and seeing that they’re mostly campus flyers, the student tosses the small sheets of paper into the air and disappointedly exclaims, “I don’t need any of this stuff!”
Hoping for the last laugh
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