I’m very proud of the fact that most of my grandchildren can swim. And the two who can’t are too young. One of my more eager daughters-in-law decided that her firstborn was going to learn how to swim before he could even sit up. She took him to the pool and the instructor threw him into the water. (She didn’t really THROW him in, but it sounds much more dramatic.) Apparently my grandson hadn’t forgotten survival in the womb because he automatically held his breath. I would like to report that he took off like a tadpole, but after holding his breath for a few seconds, he dropped like a rock. I think the experience scarred him because he wouldn’t go near the water again until he was 3.
My other children decided that their kids would learn to swim at a later age. But by the time little boys are 2, they have no fear. I watched my youngest grandson walk right into the pool last weekend — clothes and all. I followed him (also fully clothed) and grabbed him by the collar. He came up sputtering but smiling, thinking this was a great game. I placed him on the step and he proceeded to strip — diaper and all. When he was naked, his older sister started whining that she wanted to be naked, too. Within seconds she was in her birthday suit. I, on the other hand, decided to keep my soaking wet clothes on.
HOUSTON — Federal prosecutors unveiled charges Thursday that placed Enron Corp. founder and former chairman Kenneth Lay at the center of a conspiracy to manipulate the company’s books in the frenzied weeks before its scandalous collapse.
He returned the punch with an unusual and aggressive public declaration of innocence, speaking at length at a news conference and taking questions from reporters after entering a not guilty plea.
Until a verdict is reached in Kenneth Lay’s trial, MU’s Department of Economics will remain endowed by Enron Corp.’s former CEO.
Lay, a Hickman and MU alumnus, pleaded not guilty Thursday to multiple counts of fraud and insider trading related to the spectacular collapse of the giant energy trader in late 2001. But the Kenneth L. Lay Chair in Economics will serve as a reminder of the $1.2 million gift the MU alumnus gave the university in 1998 and the search will continue for a candidate who has the “scholarly achievements” to fill the position.
For director Tricia Brock, the best thing about making a feature film is the opportunity to screen the finished product for the people who helped her along the way.
After 13 years of hard work and dedication, Brock will be here when her movie “Killer Diller” opens in Columbia on Monday at the Missouri Theatre. The chance to show the movie in her hometown is a thrill, Brock said, especially because she shot it in mid-Missouri last summer.
BAGHDAD, Iraq — The Iraq insurgency is far larger than the 5,000 guerrillas previously thought to be at its core, U.S. military officials say, and it’s being led by well-armed Iraqi Sunnis.
Although U.S. military analysts disagree over the exact size, dozens of regional cells, often led by tribal sheiks and inspired by Sunni Muslim imams, can call upon part-time fighters to boost forces to as high as 20,000 — an estimate reflected in the insurgency’s continued strength after U.S. forces killed as many as 4,000 in April alone.
Two postmortem toxicology tests on Seaman, the dog of the Discovery Expedition of St. Charles, have ruled out pesticides as the cause of death, but additional tests will be conducted.
Waverly Acting Police Chief Jesse Coslet said Thursday that two more tests will be performed on the dog’s liver for traces of other poisonous substances. The results of those tests aren’t expected for another two weeks.
More than 500 residents of Columbia and Boone County are using a new Web site to get rid of their old stuff and, in some cases, getting something new and helping promote waste reduction. The Freecycle Network, a Tucson-based non-profit group, launched the site last fall to prevent local landfills from filling up.
Since then, more than 880 cities, including Columbia, and more than 190,000 people have joined the network. Each city has a Freecycle Web site that anyone in the area can join. Once your name is on the list you can post items you would like to have or get rid of by sending an e-mail. Each city’s Web site is run by a moderator who makes sure the postings are “free, legal, and appropriate for all ages.”
When tornadoes roared through Missouri and surrounding states in May 2003, Shelter Insurance Co. faced record losses with $100 million being paid out.
A little more than a year later, the insurance company is dealing with another record. This time, however, it is a record high.
Instead of loud music and dancing, what used to be the dance club By George on Broadway will become the home for the collections of Lifestyles Furniture.
According to Lifestyles’ owner, Jerome Rackers, the current location at Seventh and Walnut, dating to 1976, does not have enough space to accommodate its needs. “We’ll have the same great level of service just with more space,” Rackers said.
The Greater Kansas City Women’s Political Caucus, the second largest women’s political caucus in the country, has endorsed Ken Jacob as its choice for lieutenant governor.
Jacob, who will face Bekki Cook in the August primary, has worked as a state legislator for 22 years. His experience earned him the endorsement, said Jan Marcason, president of the caucus.
During the busy lunch time, most downtown Columbia business owners decided to stay open and serve customers through a 1 1/2-hour power outage Friday.
The outage affected 70 percent to 75 percent of downtown, said George Hessenbruch, operations coordinator for Columbia Municipal Power Plant.
The public calls on them for protection. They are the enforcers of the law. They are the police. According to the Columbia Police Department’s motto, the goal of police officers is to “demonstrate integrity in all actions because freedom and justice” depend on it.
HOUSTON — Kenneth Lay, the former Enron Corp. chief executive who insisted he knew nothing about financial fraud at the energy trading giant, has been indicted on criminal charges, sources said on Wednesday.
The action caps a three-year investigation that has already seen several other executives charged and, in some cases, already sentenced to prison for their roles in the company’s scandalous collapse.
Former MU basketball coaching staff member Tony Harvey blames poor interviewing, few reliable documents and contradictory testimony as the basis of recruiting violation allegations leveled against him by the NCAA.
MU released a 57-page formal response Wednesday by Harvey, the former associate basketball coach who is one of the key players in the NCAA investigation. MU made its response to the NCAA investigation public with a 197-page response last week.
WASHINGTON — In a bipartisan show of concern that the military is dangerously overworked, lawmakers said Wednesday the Pentagon is stretching troops to their limit and perhaps undermining the nation’s future force.
Amid worries the high level of deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan could discourage potential new service members, Rep. John McHugh, R-N.Y., said it was not reassuring that most reserve components were falling below their recruiting goals for the year.
Labor and professional groups are divided in their support for the two Democrats running for the 19th District seat in the Missouri Senate.
While 24th District State Rep. Chuck Graham’s work on several issues important to labor groups has resulted in 12 endorsements, former 23rd District State Rep. Tim Harlan’s focus on health-care concerns garnered the support of four such organizations.
By Mike Cooper’s “Cuss Jar” on the cooler at Cooper’s Landing there’s a sign that reads “No Beer — until we obtain a new liquor license.”
The renewal of Cooper’s liquor license is currently under investigation, said Keith Fuller, State Supervisor of Missouri Alcohol and Tobacco Control.
Concerts, festivals and other arts programming in Columbia received a boost from a Missouri Arts Council program that awarded $240,849 in grants to 15 non-profit organizations. The money given to Columbia represents almost one-eighth of the more than $2 million awarded statewide.
MAC gave 248 awards across the state in the first phase of grants for the 2005 fiscal year, which began July 1.
Downtown Columbia is getting up to speed with new wireless Internet access offered by Ilero, Inc.
Ilero began offering its iZone network services about a month ago, and already several businesses have signed up to make the service available to customers. With a network interface card, wireless computer owners can use the WiFi technology without a telephone or cable hookup.
A change for good food hasn’t been good for the bottom line at Columbia middle schools.
The Columbia School Board will hear a report on vending machines in schools at its retreat Friday. The meeting will be at 8:30 a.m. in the administration building, 1818 W. Worley St., and is open to the public but not for public comment.