Nothing to sing about

“He started baseball’s famous streak/ That’s got us all aglow/ He’s just a man and not a freak...”

Boppin’ Brent Metheny-O?

It might have been too much for Mavericks’ fans to ask for a home-spun parody of “Joltin’ Joe DiMaggio,” the radio hit written in the midst of the New York Yankee outfielder’s major-league record 56-game hit streak in 1941.

Dressage event starts state games

More than 40 riders from across the state will compete in the Show-Me-State Games Dressage competition this weekend at the Midway Expo Center. Competition begins at 7 a.m. today and continues through Saturday. It is the first event of this year’s games.

Dressage is an Olympic equestrian sport where a rider displays control over a horse through subtle body signals while maintaining balance, grace and poise.

This time, Cardinals lose pitching duel

PHOENIX — Luis Gonzalez led off the ninth inning with a home run to give the Arizona Diamondbacks a 2-1 victory against the St. Louis Cardinals on Thursday night, salvaging the finale of a four-game series.

The Diamondbacks snapped a six-game home losing streak after St. Louis manager Tony La Russa’s ninth-inning gamble failed.

Kickball contests support campers

The Muscular Dystrophy Association of Columbia’s first kickball tournament raised $1,500 to send two children to summer camp and pay for doctor visits for children across mid-Missouri to get help treating the neuromuscular disease.

Jennifer Gotham, coordinator for the Columbia branch of MDA, said they chose kickball because it’s fun and isn’t too competitive.

Pals playing paths intertwined

Mighty Mouse. That’s what Evansville Otters’ designated hitter Jud Kindle calls Josh Wettlaufer, his former teammate twice removed.

“He swings the bat well for a guy his size and I’ve never seen him not hustling,” Kindle said of Wettlaufer, the Mavericks’ 5-foot-8, 165-pound center fielder.

Getting on track

Priscilla Daniels adjusted her ponytail and peered through her glasses at her competitors as she stepped to the starting line on the Hickman High School track.

When the whistle blew, she ran with long strides and a look of determination on her face. Two laps later, she crossed the finish line about 20-feet ahead of the second-place runner and received her first-place ribbon for Wednesday night’s 10-year-old girls’ 800-meter race at the Columbia Track Club Youth Program.

Cardinals squeeze by Arizona

PHOENIX — David Eckstein’s suicide squeeze scored pinch-runner So Taguchi in the ninth inning to give the St. Louis Cardinals a 2-1 victory Wednesday night against the Arizona Diamondbacks and earn Chris Carpenter his 13th victory, tied for most in the majors.

Javier Vazquez (7-8) held the powerhouse St. Louis lineup to a season-low three hits in a complete-game loss.

MU baseball players named to regional team

The Tigers’ Max Scherzer, James Boone and Hunter Mense were named to the American Baseball Coaches Association/Rawlings All-Midwest Region Team.

Scherzer and Boone were selected to the first team and Mense was a second team selection.

A little night music

Twenty-four-year-old Chris Hatfield of Columbia is an electrician by day but moonlights as a singer with a style all his own.

The winner of KOQL/106.1 FM and KQFX/Fox 38’s “Mid-Missouri Idol,” an open-audition contest held at Twilight Festivals throughout June, Hatfield sang the national anthem before the Mavericks’ game Tuesday night.

Rally keeps Mavericks out of cellar

For six-and-a-half innings Tuesday night, the rubber game of “The Battle for the Basement” looked like a meeting of division leaders.

Both the Mavericks and Windy City ThunderBolts put on a display of sterling pitching and stout defense before a Taylor Stadium crowd of 660.

Crowd in central London cheers city's 2012 Olympic win

LONDON — Crowds in London cheered and waved flags as they heard Wednesday that their city had upset Paris to win the 2012 Olympics.

Prince William, who is in New Zealand, joined the celebration.

Royals end scoreless drought

KANSAS CITY — The Kansas City Royals used their best at-bat in about six weeks to break out of their offensive funk.

After fouling off several pitches, David DeJesus grounded a 3-2 pitch up the middle for a two-run single in the second inning for a four-run lead Tuesday night, an offensive bonanza for a team that had scored in only one of its previous 38 innings.

Cardinals roll past Arizona

PHOENIX — Albert Pujols drove in two runs with three hits — including a double and his 22nd home run — to extend his hitting streak to 17 games and lead the St. Louis Cardinals to a 7-1 rout of the Arizona Diamondbacks on Tuesday night.

Pujols, who had a 30-game hitting streak in 2003, also hit in 17 in a row as a rookie in 2001.

Chance to play bolsters newest Mav

A crowd of 1,248 offered warm applause when Thomas Bowker pinch ran for Mavericks’ rookie catcher Ryan Kottke in the eighth inning Monday night.

He had gone 2-4 in the Mavericks’ 12-5 loss to the Windy City Thunderbolts (12-26), including a run-scoring single in the second inning.

Chiefs pioneer dies

NEW ORLEANS — Hall of Fame coach Hank Stram, who guided the Kansas City Chiefs to two Super Bowls and was known for his inventive game plans and exuberance on the sideline, died Monday, his family said. He was 82.

Stram had been in declining health for several years, and Dale Stram attributed his father’s death to complications from diabetes. He died at St. Tammany Parish Hospital, near his home in Covington, across Lake Pontchartrain from New Orleans. He built a home there during his two-year stint as coach of the Saints and retired there.

Morris shines for Cardinals

PHOENIX — Matt Morris earned his 10th win, Scott Rolen hit a two-run double, and the St. Louis Cardinals beat the Arizona Diamondbacks 10-3 on Monday.

John Mabry and pinch-hitters Abraham Nunez and So Taguchi also drove in two runs. Albert Pujols had an RBI and extended his hitting streak to 16 games for the Cardinals, who will send six players to the All-Star game, more than any team in the majors.

30-30 quest

ST. LOUIS — Reggie Sanders’ quest for a first 30-30 season could land him in an even more exclusive club.

The St. Louis Cardinals’ left fielder is closing in on 300 home runs and 300 stolen bases, a feat accomplished by only four players. At the halfway point of the season he needed 12 home runs and four steals to join Bobby Bonds, Willie Mays, Andre Dawson and Barry Bonds in the speed/power fraternity.

Mavs acting like winners

The unofficial tagline of the Mavericks’ 7-3 win against the Windy City Thunderbolts on Sunday night had the ring of a Hollywood B-movie.

“The Battle for the Basement” pitted the two worst teams in the Frontier League. Whoever lost would take sole possession of last place.

Struggling Royals can’t slow Angels

KANSAS CITY — Jarrod Washburn pitched five shutout innings, Garret Anderson scored twice and the streaking Los Angeles Angels completed a three-game sweep of the Kansas City Royals with a rain-shortened 5-0 victory Sunday night.

The game was called with none out in the top of the sixth after a rain delay of 1 hour, 46 minutes.

Criterium concludes Columbia Cup races

Spectators lined Sixth Street on Sunday morning as cyclists made the final lap of the category 4/5 criterium.

“Where’s Greg? Did he come through and start the final lap?” Brady Beckham asked as the race finished.